I'm back from my pre-election vacation in the Northwest, and now I am indeed as fired up and ready to go as ever.
While my "editor" held down the fort as promised, sadly I wasn't able to write any blog posts. Despite my best intentions, long and boring story short, several things interfered with those writing plans. Had I been able to do so, I wouldn't have known quite where to begin, what with Mitt Romney "stepping in it" on a daily basis, and in some cases, several times daily. Wow.
Despite being really busy, and when the Wi-Fi cooperated, I checked the headlines every so often and couldn't quite believe how Romney seemed to find a way to lie, say the wrong thing, lie, embarrass himself at every turn, and lie, not to mention Paul Ryan and Ann Romney following suit. I do believe Romney may have set the record for worst candidate ever, and most meltdowns in a single week. In retrospect (or should I say "retroactively,") he makes the McCain-Palin campaign look downright professional. Well, almost. Can't wait until the first debate next week.
As you can see from these photos, "poor Mitt" is even losing the "Swing Vote" in Seattle. As in a swinging door vote at the 5 Spot restaurant in Queen Anne, where one casts their vote by opening the door named and positioned for their candidate of choice. Even when the majority of right-handed people naturally choose the door on the right going in, Mitt loses. And yes, even when the occasional scarce GOP patron "scews the vote" by opening the right door several times, Mitt loses.
The voting instructions:
Poor Mitt. When he inevitably loses, and is sent packing back to Massachusetts, or New Hampshire, or California, or wherever it is he claims to call home on any given day, the folks in Seattle can literally say:
"Don't let the door hit ya!'"