On Friday the Susan G. Komen For The Cure foundation apologized and announced the reversal of it's recent decision to pull funding for cancer screenings from Planned Parenthood, and the media touted it as a "stunning reversal."
When I read the actual statement, it didn't quite sound like a reversal to me. It was a carefully worded statement but a bit unclear on the details of future grants. This is the part which gave me pause:
Our only goal for our granting process is to support women and families in the fight against breast cancer. Amending our criteria will ensure that politics has no place in our grant process. We will continue to fund existing grants, including those of Planned Parenthood, and preserve their eligibility to apply for future grants, while maintaining the ability of our affiliates to make funding decisions that meet the needs of their communities.
I'm no expert, but that doesn't sound like they're promising anything, and I wasn't the only one. Greg Sargent from The Plum Line wrote this:
As some were quick to point out, the statement put out by Komen doesn’t really clarify whether Planned Parenthood will actually continue to get money from the group. The original rationale for barring Planned Parenthood was that it was under investigation (a witch-hunt probe undertaken by GOP Rep Cliff Stearns). Komen said today that the group would “amend the criteria to make clear that disqualifying investigations must be criminal and conclusive in nature and not political.”
......Does that mean Planned Parenthood will get Komen grants in the future?
.......“It would be highly unfair to ask us to commit to any organization that doesn’t go through a grant process that shows that the money we raise is used to carry out our mission,” Raffaelli told me. “We’re a humanitarian organization. We have a mission. Tell me you can help carry out our mission and we will sit down at the table.”
So that sounds like no, Komen hasn't really "reversed" anything.
I'll tell you what DOES come across loud and clear in that statement. Except for that short "explanation" on funding, what Nancy Brinker wants most of all is for you to know how "unsettling" this has been for supporters, partners, friends and the foundation, and how "we have been distressed at the presumption that the changes made to our funding criteria were done for political reasons or to specifically penalize Planned Parenthood."
Of course what's really "unsettling" to Brinker is all those donations that are drying up and those partners who now find themselves facing all those angry supporters who are fighting back and taking names. That's bound to happen when you bow at the altar of the wing-nuts and throw sick and disadvantaged women with cancer under the bus (no doubt a pretty pink one) on your way to the bank.
Political? No, no! This isn't political at all!
Except when it is.
For instance, the excuses for dropping Planned Parenthood kept changing, like the reason for the decision: There was the so-called investigation by Cliff Stearns (R-FL) (more on that later) except that there were other investigations that would fall under the same criteria as a violation, yet oddly that didn't stop the flow of money, like the one at Penn State, or Bank of America, just to name a couple. Not political?
Then there was the denial that Planned Parenthood was targeted, that Komen didn't cave to pressure from pro-life anti-abortion groups fueled by the Stearn witch hunt. But then these "talking points" surfaced. Then the resignation under protest of Komen officials. Not political?
Oh, and let's don't forget the hiring of this gem: Karen Handel, former Secretary of State from Georgia, candidate for governor, endorsed by Sarah Palin, and very much pro-life, as the Komen senior vice president for public policy. She's the one who said "since I am pro-life, I do not support the mission of Planned Parenthood." But sure, no politics involved there! Handel also now famously popped up on Twitter in response to those breast cancer "whiners:"

What a charmer. Again, politics involved? No sir!
To top it all off, when all this turned into a PR disaster, who did the Komen foundation turn to for help in their "messaging?" None other than the former fact challenged press secretary to George W. Bush, Ari Fleischer. He was secretly hired for the job back in December, because even though this entire Planned Parenthood thing was TOTALLY NOT POLITICAL, for some reason they foresaw problems. Go figure.
It seems Nancy Brinker wont get her wish any time soon that we all "pause and reflect," and forget all of this so she can get back to her "mission" of capitalizing on others misery, trying to recoup some of those lost donations, and get on with the business of not funding breast cancer screenings for the poor.
Sorry Nancy, the shine has worn off of that nice rosy, pink ribbon image.
As your pro-life friend Karen Handel would say: "Cry me a freaking river."