Romney, Rinse, Repeat!
Some have called him a robot, a cyborg.
He believes that "Corporations are people, my friend!" (And he would know, since most of his friends are corporations.)
He says he's just an average, everyday guy who's unemployed. (We just have to take his word on that one. It's somewhat difficult to prove since those hard drives from the Massachusetts governor's office "went missing," and he refuses to show voters his tax returns.)
Yes, after months....no, make that years, of "buffering," Mitt Romney is preparing to hit his "refresh" key yet again before an audience of millions at the Republican National Convention here in Tampa. This should be quite a task, considering he's taken just about every position on most issues on one day, taken the opposite position the next, and "Stands by what he said" on that position "Whatever it was." (At least he's consistent....or something.)
So get ready America, whether you like it or not. Mitt Romney is ready for his close up....For now, anyway.
(Graphic: Beach Peanuts)
